[ The back and forth is interrupted by an incredulous voice from behind, still remaining in his seat. ]
I'm a Jolteon, dammit!
[ ...what is this sudden conversation? He's not sure, but if they're gonna compare him to a Boltund for guard dog reasons he's gonna complain! Sure, his nickname is always Pikachu, and he likes that well enough (when it's not infantilized by Band) but if he got to choose a Pokemon... ]
I'm not anybody's guard dog!
[ Frustrated about that and the power plant reveal, he unclips his seat belt awkwardly and points to the two arguing henchmen with accusing double fingers thanks to the cuffs. ]
So Jolteon! Not Boltund, you don't deserve Pikachu, never Pichu. There!
[ Fuck both of you and fuck this car. He tries to open the door, but it's still child locked. ]
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I'm a Jolteon, dammit!
[ ...what is this sudden conversation? He's not sure, but if they're gonna compare him to a Boltund for guard dog reasons he's gonna complain! Sure, his nickname is always Pikachu, and he likes that well enough (when it's not infantilized by Band) but if he got to choose a Pokemon... ]
I'm not anybody's guard dog!
[ Frustrated about that and the power plant reveal, he unclips his seat belt awkwardly and points to the two arguing henchmen with accusing double fingers thanks to the cuffs. ]
So Jolteon! Not Boltund, you don't deserve Pikachu, never Pichu. There!
[ Fuck both of you and fuck this car. He tries to open the door, but it's still child locked. ]